The OKStupid Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my OKStupid Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Uhm.. I'm just extremely bored.
2. 1

   If you think I think that you think you're a thinker, do you think my thinking is right?

   Yes

   No

   Maybe

   I have no idea what you're talking about.

3. 2

   We are having an extremely romantic dinner in a really fancy restaurant and then... all of a sudden, there are pillows of gas from up your ass..wafting through the place, smothering my face. What do you do then?

   Hey waiter, what was that for???

   Oooops... I plead guilty. Do I get life sentence for this?

   Excuse me.. I have to go to the bathroom.

   Hey now,, was that you?

4. 3

   I'm bored to death and so are you.. so what do you suggest we do?

   Go out and explore the city

   Stay in and explore each other

   Cuddle and watch a hopefully nice movie

   Cook something gastronomic

5. 4

   You know that I know about.. you know... do you try to know what I know and how I knew what I know?

   Yes

   No

   I don't know

   I know that you know what you know.. so what now?

6. 5

   And last but not the least.... Which appeals to you the most?

   Intelligence

   Beauty

   Compassion

   Humor

Finished!