The OKCupid Tests Are Stupid Test

1. OKcupid tests smell like a butt with smelly cheese. Please proceed!
   
2. 1

   Why do you care which character from Grey's Anatomy or which brand of laundry detergent you are?

   I enjoy pop culture and whimsical things

   I take a relaxed attitude toward my work time

   My only source of happiness is a tattered sock

   I cry when I poop

3. 2

   Do you like questions where none of the provided answers match what you really believe? Also, do you believe that the children are the future? And lastly, do you think that the most delicious milkshakes are made from live kittens? Please note that skipping this question will still affect your test score.

   Yes

   No

   Yes (see also: No)

4. 3

   How do you feel about tests that don't actually measure anything (see: Marx Brothers Test), but that only exist to show how "clever" (read: incapable of pooping without assistance) the author is?

   I'm lovin' it

   Have it your way

   There ain't no Sanity Clause (HAHAHAHAHAHA)

   Chocolate-flavoured nipple repellant

Finished!