The Obsessive or Apathetic Lover Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Obsessive or Apathetic Lover Test. I'll be using both advanced logic and arcane knowledge to determine whether you're suffocting your lovers until their eyes go *poop* and they give 'freak out' a brand new definition, or whether you don't give a flyin' fuck about their existence in your vicinity...
   
   (And for my own personal joy, if/how it affects your sexuality - yay!)
   
   

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   ...Or neither. Neither is really what you should strive for, but I'm not taking sides or nuthin'.
   
   (Go neither!)

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