The Not-so-Fab Vocab Test

1. The Fab Vocab test is essentially a vocabulary test just like so many others but...well, it's harder and weirder and probably stupider. Naturally you may like it (if you like puns) and you may hate it (if you like real tests). If you like it, let me know. If you hate it, don't let it show. Incidentally, this test breaks one of the fundamental warnings found in tips & advice for test writers. Here's hoping it doesn't fail miserably as a result.
2. 1

   Let's go to Antie Nym's house for dinner!

   The evening meal.

   Breakfast.

   WTF?

3. 2

   If I had enough money I'd Buy For Kate.

   But we're splitting up.

   But I'm broke.

   But she's bilabial and I am not.

4. 3

   I need to Call m'Nate so he can pick up his crap.

   It's junking up m'house.

   It's over between us fer'good.

   What grown man keeps a toaster collection?

5. 4

   Dis Topia is kinda...

   ...D'lightful!

   ...D'pressin'.

   ...Disgustin'.

6. 5

   If you git cold jus' flip on that there Ecelectic heeter.

   It's the one with twelve different types of heating elements.

   It's the one that is shaped like a kitten.

   It's the one that is broke.

7. 6

   Granny done tell us to Fed Uciary but dint tell us what to fed it!

   Hog feed.

   Corn Writs.

   Them there haybus corpuses.

   Hell, them all should work.

8. 7

   O'er the mountain and through the woods to Gran Dios' ____________ we go!

   palace

   house

   casa

9. 8

   Please donate $10 to Habituate for humanitay.

   Sure, just don't spend it all on homes.

   Is Alexander Hamilton related to Adam Ant?

   No, you'll just keeping coming back for more.

10. 9

    He sure has been Intraspective lately.

    Yeah, just staring at the wall all day.

    Yeah, going to parties and making new friends all day.

    Yeah, dude, learn to spell. Your a idiot.

11. 10

    You're so Jocular!

    Thanks! I've been hitting the gym lately.

    Your MOMMA'S so jocular!

    It's a miracle of modern medicine.

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