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The Non-idiotic Heavy Metal Test

  1. Sick of seeing a bunch of metal tests that are extremely opinionated, easy to predict, and are written by kids whose main interest is eating their boogers while watching horror films 24/7? Here's the alternative: More than taste, attitude, and whether you're "true" or not, it will evaluate the only variable that can be objectively measured: your general knowledge of metal.

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