Hi! And welcome to The Negativity Test.
This test tracks one variable, namely, how negative you are.
Please ensure you have set aside adequate time to complete this test, as once your answers have been selected, you will be unable to go back and change them. Estimated time to complete this test varies based on reading comprehension, typing speed, and the individual cognitive self-identificationary disposition of the subject.
If you feel this test delivers incorrect results, please provide feedback so that we can continue building our empirical databse and improve our statistical algorithms.