The Movie Dialogue Test

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2. You have successfully ventured upon my own Movie Dialogue test. There are a lot of movie quotes tests on this site, but this one is unique, in that all of the questions are exchanges between characters. The exception is the last question, which will be dialogue directed at you, giving you a dynamic shot at creating a brief, delayed, abstruse dialogue with the creator of this test.
   
   
   Since we're all adults on here, or so I'm assuming, there is quite a bit of colorful language found within; if this makes you uncomfortable because it irritates the stick up your rectum, now would be the time to jump ship.
   Still here? Good! Welcome aboard! *end nautical metaphors*

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