Alright... Before we begin let me explain this test to you.
The LDS faith is a wonderful thing. I myself am an active member in it... RM, EQP, HT'er, FHE, SS, and all that jazz (if you know what all those things are... you're prolly LDS too).
Ok, but this test is to find out if you're LDS... or if you're a MORMON!!! Mormons are the kind of stereotypical lamo that is poked fun of in movies such as the Single's Ward and the RM. I hope you aren't one, not that it's terrible, but it's time to get a little creative with life and break out of the bubble.