The Monty Python Movie Trivia Test

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2. 1

   What are King Arthur and Patsy using to mimic a horse?

   Coconuts

   They're not - it's really a horse

   Rocks

   Nothing - they're walking

3. 2

   Which Monty Python movie has full frontal nudity (both male and female)?

   Holy Grail

   Meaning of Life

   Life of Brian

   Fish Called Wanda

4. 3

   Who was not a member of Monty Python?

   John Cleese

   Eric Idle

   Terry Gilliam

   Douglas Adams

5. 4

   Who said "It's just a flesh wound?"

   The Black Knight

   King Arthur

   Patsy

   Sir Robin

6. 5

   What is the name of the prince whom Lancelot comes to save?

   Lucky

   Herbert

   Henry

   Zoot

7. 6

   Which is not a movie by Monty Python?

   The Holy Grail

   Fish Called Wanda

   Meaning of Life

   Life of Brian

8. 7

   The Penis song is from which Monty Python movie?

   The Holy Grail

   Meaning of Life

   Flying Circus

   Life of Brian

9. 8

   What do the Knights Who Say Ni request first, before allowing passage?

   A Herring

   A Goat

   An African Swallow

   A Shrubbery

10. 9

    What is the name of the castle which had a grail shaped beacon?

    Castle Anthrax

    Castle Arsenic

    Castle Grail

    Castle Duone

11. 10

    To maintain air-speed velocity, how many times must a swallow beat its wings every second?

    37

    25

    43

    53

12. 11

    There were two "doctors" seeing to Sir Galahad, name one.

    Crapper

    Winston

    Midget

    Piglet

13. 12

    Which Monty Python movie was banned in Norway, the Republic of Ireland and some of the American States?

    The Life of Brian

    Meaning of Life

    The Holy Grail

    Flying Circus

14. 13

    In Meaning of Life: which organ(s) is Mrs. Brown trying to be persuaded to give up, when the Galaxy Song is sung?

    Lungs

    Heart

    Liver

    None

15. 14

    What is Brian's last name?

    He didn't have one.

    Jones

    Pilate

    Cohen

16. 15

    Which movie boasts "It took God six days to create the earth, and Monty Python just one hour and forty-eight minutes to screw it up."

    The Holy Grail

    Meaning of Life

    Life of Brian

    Fish Called Wanda

17. 16

    Who sings the Galaxy Song?

    Eric Idle

    John Cleese

    Michael Palin

    Graham Chapman

18. 17

    What is the name of the man who suggests that "Strange women lying around in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government?"

    Donald

    Dennis

    George

    He wasn't named

19. 18

    In the Meaning of Life, Miracle of Birth, what does the doctor tell the mother the baby is?

    He doesn't

    Female

    Male

    "It's a baby"

20. 19

    Who do the men, in the beginning of Life of Brian, think Brian is?

    Jesus

    The king's son

    Brian

    A girl

21. 20

    Is the Lumberjack song from the Meaning of Life?

    Yes

    No

22. 21

    Who was Mr. Creosote in the Meaning of Life?

    The man who greeted death at the door

    The man teaching sex ed

    The catholic selling his children

    The incredibly fat man who explodes

23. 22

    Sir Robin's title was?

    Sir Robin the Brave

    Sir Robin the Chaste

    Sir Robin the Wise

    Sir Robin the Not Quite So Brave As Sir Lancelot

24. 23

    What is the shrubber's name?

    Robert the Shrubber?

    Roger the Shrubber?

    Ronald the Shrubber?

    Donald the Shrubber?

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26. 24

    What caused the fat man to explode in The Meaning of Life?

    A wafer thin mint

    A soda

    A slice of cheesecake

    An apple

27. 25

    There is a set of twins in the castle confusing Sir Galahad? Name one.

    Zoot

    Lucky

    Dingo

    Lulu

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Finished!