The Mildly Offensive Mild Autism Test

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2. Autism has been in the news a lot lately as well as in novels, TV shows and other popular media. It seems like everyone wants to be autistic(1)! Take this test to find out where you fall on the spectrum (or is it a cluster?). I'll be using advanced diagnostic techniques and critical reasoning to diagnose you(2). Ready to count some toothpicks(3)? Lets go!
   
   Notes:
   (1) Autism is serious problem that affects millions of Americans and their families. If you find this test humorous or enjoyable in any way, you are going to hell (along with the test's author)
   (2) This is not an APA approved diagnostic tool
   (3) No toothpicks were harmed during the making of this test.

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