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The Mike is Judging You Test

  1. Essentials: Answer honestly, if only for this one test. Feel free to skip any and all questions. What follows this has very little to do with the test, optional reading if you will. None of this information will be included in the final exam.

    What gives me the right to judge you?

    What gives us the right to do anything? Nothing I say. We take what we want to, we give what we have to. We're all going to die, and it won't be pretty. Personally I can't wait until the day that my TO DO list consists of a single line - "Rot". That said, with a great sense of purpose we'll take meaningless strides. Everyone in such a hurry to go sit in a different chair.

    And you've ended up here. At the very least I hope your chair is comfy.

    What gives me the right to judge you? Simply the fact that I will. The meek might inherit the earth, but not for long, kid, not for long..

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