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The MI Insult Swordfighting Test

  1. Loosen up that rapier and hitch up your pantaloons, because this is where we find out what you're made of!

    All insult questions are taken from "The Secret of Monkey Island." All results are hand-tailored by the spirited hellion who wrote this test.

    So buckle down and get into guard, because the first round is coming at you with all its steel ablaze.

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