The Meet My Low Expectations Test

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2. Do you ever think you just aren't good enough? Do you lay in bed late at night pining over the ones you can't have? Well, chances are, if you even recognized this paragraph as an attempt at communication, then you're probably the human/thing of my dreams! Heck, even a cat wearing clothes is almost adequate. For this test, I will be quizzing you on three magical criteria that I deem important for my potential love mate: 1) Can you read this? 2) Are you female? 3) Are you humanoid? This is a test you can't fail. Please, just take the test. I'm lonely. Seriously.

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