The Meaning of Your Insult Is Stupid Test

1. Okay, jerk-tards, you sure like to dole out the insults, but do you have any idea what they actually mean? Or are you some moron who speaks without thinking? Let's see what you numb-nuts really know. Here are 10 questions for 20 points. And no looking up words during the test!
   
   
   
2. 1

   Dork

   An ugly person destined to never be loved.

   A person whose personality resembles that of Tom Green's.

   A whale's penis.

   Cat's vomit.

3. 2

   Idiot

   From Latin, an idiot is someone who cannot think beyond the level of the primitive self, the id.

   Of German origin, an idiot is one who speaks without forethought, and therefore, babbles like a toddler.

   Originally Greek, meaning a person who lacks professional skill, an idiot is someone whose real age is considerably older than three years old, but whose mental age is below three.

   In American, a professional football player known as Michael Vick, a.k.a. Ron Mexico, who likes to promote dogfights in his backyard.

4. 3

   Cretin

   Someone who cannot stop grinning due to a physical defect of the jaw.

   A person with uncontrollable sexual urges due to unusually high level of hormones.

   A pretentious judge bearing the name of Simon Cowell, who has no musical talent, yet, with great smugness, likes to judge the musical talents of others, with an ugliness often mistaken for bold honesty.

   A person with severely stunted physical and mental growth due to thyroid problems.

5. 4

   Moron

   An adult with a mental age between 8 and 12.

   An old man who's lost control of his bladder.

   A clown who is unable to entertain.

   Don Rickles.

6. 5

   Dingus

   Dr. Phil, of course.

   A thing whose name is unknown or forgotten.

   A big ol' penis.

   Bird poop dropped from high altitudes.

7. 6

   McBay

   A person whose quality is measured by his or her inevitable career at a fast-food establishment—named after 42-year-old George Bay who's worked at a McDonald's for the past 20 years.

   Someone with delusions of grandeur, the greatness of which can be measured only in proportion to that person's ineptitude—named after famed auteur Michael Bay.

   An Irish beer with a despicable aftertaste, as though the beer had been fished from the bay.

   Jerry Bruckheimer.

8. 7

   Sleaze

   Water that runs in the sewers.

   The odor of unwashed crotch.

   The atmosphere of the famous Paris Hilton.

   Something of flimsy or unsubstantial quality.

9. 8

   Pervert

   Someone who sullies by way of touch.

   Someone with vulgar taste.

   The mind of Woody Allen.

   Someone who strays from the right course.

10. 9

    Punk

    A street hustler.

    A Terrell Owens.

    A coward.

    A prostitute.

11. 10

    Brat

    Spicy stew.

    An overpaid professional athlete.

    A ragged garment.

    A rotten egg.

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