The Mannequins Are Cool, Are You? Test

1. The following is a compatibility test of sorts to determine whether you're a mannecan or a mannecan't.

   Are you possibly as mannecool as my mannequeen?

2. 1

   While playing dress up how do you/would you normally dress your mannequin?

   Clothes? My mannequin is an exibitionist.

   Classy, we've got a nice dinner party to attend.

   Depends on my mood (many outfits to choose from)

   Punk or Goth, she/he's not your average doll.

3. 2

   My mannequin's name is Maddison Amber May, how's yours named?

   Normally, like Jane or Bob.

   Exotically, to match her/his outlandish past.

   Naming inanimate objects is a bit wierd.

   I'm not good with names/should come with a tag.

4. 3

   When loved ones question wether your fascination with your mannequin is healthy you defend yourself by saying...

   WE don't need YOU, we've got eachother!

   You're right, I must repent, praise the god!

   Lie and say: dude, it's just a joke!

   I don't criticize your prego midget fetish!

5. 4

   My mannequin lets me put her hair up in pig-tails, how does your mannequin wear her/his hair?

   Conservative/Professional

   The way it was when i got her/him.

   Natural and a bit untamed.

   Overly maintained, i spend hours styling.

6. 5

   When my honeyquin and I go out we go in style in my '62 Cadillac hearse, how do ya'all roll?

   On my 80's upsidedown handle-barred ten speed.

   A dirty oversized truck with a pissing calvin.

   I don't have a car or he/she usually drives.

   OMG you have a hearse, you're too cool!

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