The Man Test

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2. Everyone has seen The Man Show; but it's a trick, those aren't men, those are whiney bitches. Real men don't sit around on their asses and drink beer while they oogle women. Real men make women bring them beer as they operate heavy machinery or plunder small European villages. Real men wrestle bears and name their boys Sue. If you want to find out if you are indeed a real man, then maybe you should take this test. Chances are though, that if you're on your computer taking this test, you've already failed. Good luck anyways.

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