The Looks and Brains Girlfriend Test

1. Are you intelligent and beautiful? This rigorously scientific test was devised by the finest scientists in the womens magazine industry, and will tell you with 98.5% accuracy how attractive you are to the opposite sex, and how successful you will be life. Click Next to find out!

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3. If you read the first paragraph, you will have realised this test is bull-plop - and you will do okay on the brains variable. This test is purely designed to find me Miss Right. Or at least, Miss Right Now. Now I can be as superficial as the next guy when it comes to looks, but I do like women with big juicy brains. Not that Im a rocket scientist or anything. Actually, I'm a brain surgeon. And when I'm not elbow deep in frontal lobes I like to converse with smart, beautiful women.

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