The Life Philosophy Test

1. Hey! Do you enjoy the simple things in life? Sunsets? A walk in the woods? Or maybe you enjoy going clubbing on Friday night and getting sloshed everyday in between! What are your beliefs?
2. 1

   do you believe in a higher power?

   Yes

   No

   Yes, but not a "god"

   Not sure

3. 2

   Do you drink alcohol?

   Like a fish!

   On the weekends...

   On occassion

   nope

4. 3

   You ever feel like just beating somebody's head in?

   All the time! I hate people!

   Only when the bastards cut me off!!!

   Only if they really deserve it.

   God, never!!!

5. 4

   Is an echinoderm a plant or animal?

   Plant

   Animal

   Neither

   what the!?!

6. 5

   In tattooing there are two different types of machines that are used. One is a rotary machine. The other is a coil machine. Based on their names, what do you think a coil machine does?

   spin so that the needle will move

   coils the needle so it springs out and into the skin

   The coils serve as a magnet when an electric current is applied

   how the hell would I know!?!

7. 6

   Do you ever lie?

   Yes

   No

   yes, but only to get out of trouble

   none of your business!

8. 7

   You see a young jewish kid being beat up by a group of other kids. The other kids are calling him names and one of them kicks him in the face. as the crowd disperses you can see blood pouring from his head...but the kids who ruffed him up are still around and they look like they aren't done...what do you do?

   Rush over to his aid and tell the kids to get the hell out of here! They might get you to, but you can't let this go on!

   Call the cops from your cell phone. This situation is much to dangerous!

   Walk away...its not worth the trouble...he will be fine!

   attack the attackers; they deserve to get beat up!!!

9. 8

   You meet the person of your dreams! Everything is going fine and after a few weeks, things get hot and heavy and you cross the line, only to find out that they are your long lost first cousins! What do you do?

   Well, whats done is done...

   run away to mexico!!!

   The Bible says thats a big no no!!!

   Who cares!?!

10. 9

    Do you think that masturbation is a perfectly acceptable way of passing the time?

    Hell yeah!

    no, but I do think that it is a natural thing in moderation

    Only if its another person doing it to me!

    Not at all...only people with sex on the mind do it.

11. 10

    I hate when people stare at me

    Abso-freak'n-lutely!!!

    Sometimes

    Whatever, if they want to thats fine....doesn't really bother me

    laugh at them...they obviously have no life!!!

Finished!