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written by profosent2

The Killer Style or Style Killer Quiz?

  1. Yeah, so there was some call for a quiz and I decided to spare this site another test titled, "So, you've hit 40? Find out which Abercrombie and Fitch shirt is right for you!"

    This is a quiz that, by its very nature, will be better than you, wear more expensive eyewear, and generally disdain the air you breathe. Yes, it's all about finding out whether you are truly sporting Killer Style, or if you're simply a Style Killer.

    So, sit back, relax, and spit on an assistant or two.

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About The Author

In 1997, I embarked on an ambitious tour of the world to bring respect, food, and education to the dispossessed. I had spent 10 years collecting donations to achieve my dream of finally bringing a little piece of the American dream to those who were forced to endure unspeakable hardships. My ten years of fundraising consisted of a variety odd jobs and other endeavors in the creative arts. Most notably, I worked as a male stripper in an exotic Arabic review. My signature performance staple was a move called the "Mating Camel". It is still widely used by adult performers across the world. After earning my first million, working as a male stripper in that Arabic All Male Revue, I decided to relax prior to beginning my charity work. I left Qatar in the summer of '02 and headed to Switzerland, where I checked into an exclusive resort / detox center. It was there that my life truly changed. During a routine colonic, I was left with injuries that affected my ability to perform the "Mating Camel", thus ruining my future earning potential while simultaneously draining my life's savings. It was a traumatic experience that forced me to scrap my plans to bring dignity, sustenance, and respect to the glitterati of UK pop music. Unfortunately, since my mission no one else has been able to help these poor souls or the countless millions who must endure the horror of UK pop music chart toppers. I am now trying to re-group; raising funds and spirits in the enlightened American South. If I can't find well educated, open minded, and liberal change agents in this place, where will I find them?

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