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Sure we all say it from time to time...but stop and think about it.
Do you really keep it as gangsta as you think?
Or are you merely a false-flaggin wanksta?
Well last month a group of the nation's leading minds on keeping it gangsta attended the Keeping it Gangsta 2005 Convention (KG2K5)
at the fabulous Excalibur Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Although there were minor delays in the evening's activities, (small arms fire, some minor injuries. 1 death. oh and a little arson) for the most part the night was a success. Except of course for the dead blackjack dealer.
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Look, forget about that guy.
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Just like the framers of the constitution, these elite minds were able to construct a document that clearly defined a nation.
But instead of the blueprints for a government, it was a test...
A test to cut through the haters...the fakers...the wanna be playas.
The prankstas...the wankstas...the studio gangstas.
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The test covers areas of gangsta culture, including movies, music, and the life of a G in general. You will be asked some scenario questions...about how you live your life and how you react to everyday stimuli.
Also, if you understood that last sentence, you are probably not that gangsta.
Your score will then be computed and you will be given a gangsta identity...that is you will find out which famous gangsta (or wanksta) you are most like.
So brown bag your forties, fire up your blunts, and take your firearms off safety, cuz now we gotta get into some gangsta shit...
