The Just How Corny Are You? Test

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2. We all know that corn is a good source of Potassium, Vitamin A, and Vitamin C, and is part of a healthy diet. But did you know that a corny personality can lead to awkward pauses in conversation, eye-rolling, and even death (at the hands of anti-corny extremists)? To determine your risk of suffering through these unpleasant events, please, take this test.

   Note: This isn't just another biased, unbalanced attempt at smug self-satisfaction perpetrated by a pretentious geek with an internet connection. Scientific studies have proven, beyond all doubt, that certain actions, phrases, and ideas are, in fact, corny. This "corniness" is a measurable quality (which makes creating this test a lot easier).

   Proceed!

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