The Jaded Test

1. The Jaded Test will determine in an un-scientific but disturbingly accurate manner just how jaded you are. The questions may seem somewhat random or even morbid at times, but trust me -- they pinpoint this stuff pretty well.
   
   The scale of zero to totally jaded is quite long and diverse. At one end of the spectrum is an existence with very little worldly knowledge and experience, and at the other is an extreme existence which is almost alien to normal folks. This test will see where you sit on this spectrum. But, it only works if you play honest. . .
   
   On the following questions choose the answer which best reflects your personal experiences. If none is perfect, pick the closest one. And, keep one thing in mind: scoring very high on The Jaded Test is not necessarily a good thing. . .

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3. jad·ed [jey-did] – adjective
   1. dulled or satiated by overindulgence: a jaded appetite.
   2. worn out or wearied, as by overwork or overuse.
   3. dissipated: a jaded reprobate.
   
   
   p.s. please forgive (or at least ignore) any spelling errors or whatnot which I have overlooked. . .
   
   p.p.s. all the pictures are stolen randomly from the interweb -- gotta love Google image search. . . If you own rights to one of the images I have used, and it bugs you that it is being used here, message me and I'll take it down.
   
   p.p.p.s. Since this test has gone online, I have had repeated questions about what knowledge and experience on my part qualifies me to write The Jaded Test. With respect, I would encourage such questioners to look at my profile (igneus_lumen) in the "What I'm doing with my life" section to learn a little more about my relevant experiences. I hope you enjoy the test.

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