The Is This Prick Your Friend? Test

1. Welcome to my test. It's a friendship test, of sorts...3 variables, blah, blah, fuck, blah. Anyway...today we're going to see if you've got what it takes to be my friend...tons of fun, right? So you don't waste your time (unless that's the point) I suggest that you look at my profile first to see if I'm even interesting to you. I should also note...this is a fairly jovial and fun test...answers (except on the final page) should be well..as fun and jovial as you can tolerate...don't be dull literalists...or if you're going to be a literalist, don't take this test. Now that we've gotten that settled...exterminate all rational thought and buy a ticket to Interzone, we're going on a trip!

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