The Insanity Probability Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my Insanity Probability Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your level of sanity or insanity.
2. 1

   Which book have you read or would like to read

   Catcher In the Rye

   Congo

   A Clockwork Orange

   Any Harry Potter book

3. 2

   Is sex with your clone masturbation?

   Yes

   No

   Maybe

   What kind of stupid question is this

4. 3

   Do you like to drink (alcohol) or take drugs?

   Yes-Alcohol

   Yes-Drugs

   No, neither

   Yes both.

5. 4

   Have you used at least three illegal drugs?

   Yes-I have over the years

   No-but I've used a one or two

   Yes-Often

   No-never

6. 5

   Have you used a psychedelic drug (mushrooms, ecstasy, LSD)?

   Yes

   No. Never.

   I use them as often as I can.

   No. Never had the chance.

7. 6

   Which is most similar to your favorite movie?

   Train Spotting

   Requim for a Dream

   Magnolias

   Rear Window (Hitchcock)

8. 7

   What most describes you?

   Night Owl

   Early Bird

   Insomniac

   Narcoleptic

9. 8

   What kind of dreams do you have?

   Dreams of everyday things, albeit strange

   Stephen King like dreams

   Don't dream much

   Have dreams, can't ever remember them

10. 9

    What is a rough estimate of your IQ?

    80

    100

    120

    140

11. 10

    Philosophy is cool?

    Yes

    No

    Sometimes

    Who thinks about philosophy

Finished!