Hi! And welcome to my Inner Truth Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. Which is handy, since that's the default text.
This test uses pyschological techniques developed during a decade-long research project co-funded by the universities of Oxford, Harvard, and Strathclyde. Leading scientists performed tests on humans and animals; you may consider some of them immoral, but the insight they gained into the innerworkings of the brain (and arguably soul) were astonishing.
Lead by German researcher Hanz Gesamthahn, the team of top psychologists, neurologists, astro-biologists and socio-botanists (and a physicist from Denmark) developed what has, in leading scientific circles, come to be known as the Gesamthahn model. This is the psychological equivalent of a grand-unifying theory of everything: it understands human nature absolutely and has discovered that there are sixteen categories of person.
This research was recently released under the British Freedom of Information Act, which deemed it to be of great importance to the public due to its potential benefits. I've spent the last month or so studying the findings of the project and arranging the results in such a way that an online test can produce meaningful results: it's not a proper analysis, but it's damn close.
This could be wrong. Please don't be disheartened by your results. The test is very complex: it measures multiple variables, including IQ, emotional balance, body energy, liver mass and susceptibility to subliminal messages in multiple forms of music. These are the keys to the soul.
Sit back. Answer honestly. If you're not sure, close your eyes and repeat the question to yourself four times. Repeat as necessary.
Enjoy!
