The Impress the Music-Nazi Test

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2. Guten tag! I am OrcFace, your neighbourhood music-Nazi. Music, for me, is a very serious subject over which mass genocide is more than acceptable.
4. You may wonder what a music-Nazi is, and why I am one. Put simply, a music-Nazi is someone with very elite, discriminating tastes in music, who will often make fun of anyone else considered to have substandard tastes in music. Anything popular isn't automatically off-limits, but QUALITY popular music is often an oxymoron in these crap-ridden times. As for why - I ask the questions here!
6. I want to see how well all of you know solid gold from utter sheist. If your radio dial is constantly stuck on Top 40 radio and you've even THOUGHT of buying a Britney Spears CD, you may want to sit this one out. However, I do *encourage* you to try your hand, so that I may make fun of your despicable taste in music afterwards.
8. So, without further ado, I welcome you all to attempt to impress me, the music-Nazi, in all my snobby little glory. Viel Glück!

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