The Impossible Compatibility Test

1. I am pretty sure there isn't a single female out there that a: is into what I'm into and b: doesn't act like a junior high twit when in a relationship. Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.
2. 1

   We're in the car, and Pig Destroyer is cranking on the stereo. What do you do?

   Turn it up

   Turn it down

   Turn it off

   Switch to something else

3. 2

   There's a new Cronenberg movie out, and I just told you I bought tickets for tonight. What's your reaction?

   Excited

   Disappointed

   Who?

4. 3

   Why didn't Superman save JFK Jr? I don't know, why? Because he was in a wheelchair!

   That's hilarious!

   That's horrible!

   I don't get it.

5. 4

   I haven't called you in a few days. What are you thinking?

   Oh no, he hates me!

   What a jerk!

   He'll call soon, we don't have to talk every day.

6. 5

   Sex & The City...

   is fabulous!

   is empowering!

   is about three hookers and their mom!

Finished!