The I would prefer not to be turned into a mermaid society Test

1. Alright, I'll be measuring 4 variables to find out if you are a mermaid, and if not how much you would prefer not to be a mermaid. Don't try to guess where I'm going with this, just answer what comes first. I need to warn you all though right out, mermaids might seem nice. Many of them are very sexually attractive...but if you let them kiss you you'll turn into a mermaid. This is how they procreate, by praying on unsuspecting humans. Never kiss a mermaid (or any woman that looks like she could be a mermaid). P.s. if you know any mermaids or are a mermaid please message me, I'm making a national registry of mermaids so we know who to watch out for. P.p.s. Try not to skip questions, I will generally assume you are a mermaid if you try to avoid questions.

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