The I Probably Hate You Test

1. "Hi! And welcome to my I Probably Hate You Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature. TODO: REWRITE THIS." Oh jeez. That's fucking adorable. OKCupid generated that little shpeel for me. And they gave me a to-do list. Precious. I made this test to serve my own egomaniacal, megalomaniacal, narcisistic interests. Apparently I'm "selective" (read: picky bitch) and that selectivity is based on completely arbitrary and ever-changing interests. So this test won't even matter by this evening. Take it anyway. I give really good head. But not to you. Because if you're using this website to get laid, I'm already bored with you. Moving on...

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