The I'm Sick of False Hick Pride Test

1. Look here folks, I'm sick and tired of people pretending to be hicks and acting like "Rednecks" when they really aren't. There's certain qualities one must possess to be a TRUE hick/redneck, and listening to the Blue Collar Comedy Tour isn't gonna make you pass! Sure, it's entertaining as hell and they hit on some of the classic stereotypes, but there's a big difference between learning about hicks and being one. Okay, no one reads these so: ON WITH THE QUIZ!

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