The How Will I Decide Your Fate Test

1. Hello. You and I are standing facing each other. You are standing above a precipice, hovering only because I will it. In an ironic twist of fate, I have been given the choice to decide your future. Below you, in the precipice are politicians, T.V. Evangilists and Telemarketers suffering eternal torture. Richard Simmons momentarily grabs your leg and urges you to "feel the burn" before he falls back into the darkness. Above you, is a serene environment, an idylic tropical island with everything you have ever wanted. How you answer the following quiz determines how I decide your faith. Hypothetically of course. DISCLAIMER: I am probably offending a couple of die-hard religious groups with this premise. 1) That is not my inttention and 2) I don't care :) Proceed.

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