The HOW WELL DO YOU FUCK Test

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2. 1

   When having sex, how rough are you?

   I choke and pull hair

   I'm mildly rough, but nothing brutal

   I'm not rough at all

   My partner can barely feel my hands

3. 2

   A woman is having an orgasm when

   She pees on you

   She digs her nails in your back

   She start's screaming out your best friends name!!

   She goes into a seizure and you have to keep her tongue from rolling down her throat and killing her

4. 3

   How long can you pump without ejaculating?

   30 seconds

   about five minutes

   10 minutes if i take frequent breaks

   30 minutes!!! i'm a beast!!

5. 4

   Do you talk dirty to your partner during sex?

   Yes

   No

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7. 5

   Do you give oral sex?

   Yes

   No

8. 

9. 6

   Have you ever made a woman orgasm by giving her oral sex?

   Hell yeah, every time i go down!!

   Once or twice

   I honestly don't know

   Sorry, i never have

10. 7

    Of all the women that you have slept with, how many of them could you sleep with right now because of your performance in bed? Disregard the above question and count the number of f's in this paragraph and enter it below.

    3

    4

    6

    2

11. 8

    What do you have on you nightstand beside your bed

    Telephone and clock

    Gatorade and condoms

    Cigarettes and a book

    Flowers and candles

12. 9

    What is your view on anal sex?

    It's disgusting

    I have no opinion one way or the other

    It's ok

    I have got to have it

13. 10

    After sex, what do you do?

    Fall asleep

    Have a great conversation

    kick the girl out

    Stretch and begin round two

14. 11

    How fast does the Earth travel around the sun? ( our studies have shown that intelligence is key to bedroom performance. trust us!)

    2000.3/4mph

    3003454mph

    10mph

    67000mph

15. 12

    What part of the vagina is considered the erotic zone?

    The entrance

    The middle

    The back

    No such thing

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17. 13

    In order to get maximum penatration, which position is best?

    Doggystyle

    Missionary

    woman on top

18. 14

    How true is this statement;"treat a woman like a whore and a whore like a woman."

    This statement is way off base and personally i'm offended!!

    It's somewhat true

    It's true

    All women are undercover whores!!

19. 15

    You touch a woman's vaginal area and you discover that she's wet. what do you do?

    What kind of dumb ass question is this?!!!

    I ask her has she had an accident

    I rip her clothes off and dive on top of her!!

    I tell her that her water has broken

20. 16

    Would you have sex in a public place?

    Yes

    No

21. 17

    When recieving oral sex do you...

    lay back and enjoy yourself

    thrust and push

    Stop her

22. 18

    Final question. Is there ever a time not to have sex?

    Yes

    No

Finished!