The How to Know You Are an Atheist Test

1. After many years of living in the world, seeking beauty, gaining wisdom, pouring over the metaphysical section of book shops and pondering the role of Yoda in finding universal truth I've learned a few things. . . Let me help you find out where you fall on the continuum.
2. 1

   Do you love Truth and Beauty?

   Yes

   No

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3. 2

   Do you honour the environment in the sense that rocks and trees talk to you?

   Yes, I am open to the voice of God in the environment.

   No

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4. 3

   Did you watch the movie Sunset Boulevard? Did it change your life?

   Yes

   No

5. 4

   Were you comforted by what the minister/officiant said at the last funeral you attended?

   Yes

   No

7. 5

   Do you practice religion?

   Yes

   No

8. 6

   Are you now, or have you ever at any time read the King James version or any other version of the Holy Bible, or any edition of the Bhagavad-Gita, the Torah, the Koran, or any other religious text?

   Yes

   No

   I seek transformation by eating right, moderate exercise, and look for inspiration from People Magazine.

9. 7

   How Much do you Love Money?

   Money, money, money!

   God says it's okay to love money

   I need money to live.

   I gave my money to a sad looking hobo.

Finished!