The How Stupid is Your Dog Test

1. I have often heard people say "my dog is stupid" or "that is one stupid dog." Frankly, few of us know exactly how stupid our dogs REALLY are.

   You must be a dog owner to get the most out of this test, watching other people's dogs once in a while won't cut it. Answer the questions honestly - remember, this is an intelligence test, not a discipline, love or loyalty test. What is smart for a dog may not be in your best interests as the owner.

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3. Lets get some basics on your dog.

4. 1

   Does your dog poop in the house?

   No way, never.

   Rarely. Accidents happen.

   Occasionally.

   More often than not.

   Yes, but she is supposed to.

5. 2

   Does your dog pee in the house?

   No way, never.

   Rarely. Accidents happen.

   Occasionally.

   Only when they are excited.

   More often than not.

   Yes, but she is supposed to.

6. 3

   Does your dog know any standard tricks? (sit, stay, etc..)

   Yes, more that one trick!

   Yes, one trick.

   Does chewing on the furniture count?

7. 4

   Does your dog know any advanced tricks? (backflips, jumping through a flaming hoop, etc..)

   Yes, quite the showman.

   No, just the standard lineup, or less...

8. 5

   Is your dog a working dog? (guide dog, rescue dog, etc..)

   Yes, a regular Rin Tin Tin!

   I use my dog for hunting.

   No, just a pet.

9. 6

   If your dog is a working dog, is it good at its job?

   Yes.

   Meh, average.

   No, not really.

   I told you, my dog is a layabout!

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