The HOW SEXY ARE YOU Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my HOW SEXY ARE YOU Test. I'll be using advanced logic and knowledge to determine your true nature.
2. 1

   What do you sleep in

   NOTHING, I sleep naked

   Pajamas with feet

   something silky/lacy

   T- shirt

3. 2

   Are you a tease?

   Yes

   No

4. 3

   Would you sleep with someone on a first date?

   Yes

   No

5. 4

   Have any body piercings other than the ears?

   Yes

   No

6. 5

   Tattoos?

   Yes

   No

7. 6

   Would you cover specific body parts in whipped cream for your partner to find when he/she got home?

   Yes

   No

8. 7

   Are you noisy in bed?

   Yes

   No

9. 8

   How often do you think about sex?

   more than once a day

   about twice a week

   once a month

   ugh... never!

10. 9

    Do you send dirty pictures to your mate without them asking for them?

    Oh YEA!

    HELL NO

11. 10

    Have you ever made a dirty video?

    Yes

    No

12. 11

    Do you shave your legs before a date, even though your going to wear pants? (just in case something might happen)

    shave?

    UMM I like to be natural

    Oh yea I keep them suckers shaved

    What might happen?

13. 12

    If your mate asked you to, would you perform sexual activities while they were driving?

    been there done that.. oh yea!

    Never done it before but I might

    Hell no!

    GROSS!

14. 13

    What do you wear underneath?

    granny panties

    I go commando 24/7

    thongs

    bikini panties

15. 14

    talk dirty?

    Yes

    No

16. 15

    have any toys?

    Yes

    No

Finished!