The How Kalla-Compatible Are You? Test

1. Hi! And welcome to my How Kalla-Compatible Are You? Test. I was basically bored one night and decided to write a compatibility teset just like every other lonely dumbass out there. This test includes any and all questions that come to mind. If you have any suggestions, feel free to message me.

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3. 1

   What is your opinion on bands such as Nightwish, Within Temptation, HIM, and Evanescence?

   I like at least one of these bands

   I like all of these bands

   I hate all of these bands

   I have never heard of any of these bands

4. 2

   What is your opinion on vampires?

   Who cares? They don't exist.

   All must be vanquished!

   I wish they existed because they're awesome

   I love them/I am one!

5. 3

   Which do you prefer?

   fantasy novels

   sci fi novels

   textbooks or other informational books

   classics, such as the 120 Days or Romeo and Juliet

6. 4

   What is your opinion of the book Dracula?

   Bram Stoker's negative opinion and lack of knowledge of vampires offends me. Also, Jonathan Harker's a complete pansy-ass.

   Too many big words @_@

   ...who cares? It's just a book?

   I loved it! Go Van Helsing!

7. 5

   What is your ideal body type?

   Thin as a stick

   Rather fat/obese/overweight

   Rubenesque/curvy

   I don't have an ideal body type

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