The How Innocent are your Thoughts Test

1. This test measures how sexually innocent you are compared to others. But my test is about your thoughts, ambitions and desires, not your actions.

   This is an important distinction: If you're a virgin that's downloaded porn and dreams of threesomes then you'll score less for innocence than if you're the village bike who has only ever done it in the missionary position.

   Simple, right?

   So just remember, answer based on your thoughts and desires, not your actions.

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