The how Goth are you Test

1. Welcome to my how Goth are you Test. Some people claim to be Goth while others have no idea that they have massive Goth potential. This test will determine just how Goth you really are.

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3. 1

   How many articles of black clothing do you own?

   A few. Mostly belts and shoes and stuff like that.

   More than your average “Joe-Bag-of-doughnuts”.

   Half or a little more of my clothes are black

   I can’t tell where one article begins and the other ends; my closet is just one big black void!!

4. 2

   Are you on, have you ever been on, or feel that you should be on antidepressants?

   Yes

   No

   I need a bucket full of them just to get out of bed

5. 3

   Have you ever attempted or given serious consideration toward taking your own life?

   Yes and if you keep pushing me I'll try it again!

   Hell no! What kind of loser does that?

   Meh, that would take effort.

   Death is sad and sadness is cool

6. 4

   What’s your favorite genre of movie?

   Comedy

   Drama / Action

   Horror / Suspense

   Sci-fi / Anime

7. 5

   Pick a season

   Spring

   Summer

   Fall

   Winter

8. 6

   Complete this statement: I ‘m happiest when...

   I’m around a lot of people.

   I’m with just a few friends

   I’m by myself, and I’ll thank you to leave me alone right now.

   I’m not being questioned by the likes of you!

9. 7

   Have you ever or would you consider having sex in a graveyard?

   No way, you sick twisted freak!!

   Thought about it, but there’s just no way.

   Thought about it, want to do it, can’t find anyone willing

   I already have my own crypt that I’ve converted into a shag pad

10. 8

    In your opinion, which is the most Goth band of the four listed?

    AFI

    Type O Negative

    HIM

    Skinny Puppy

11. 9

    Do people give you strange looks everywhere you go?

    Yes, all the damn time

    No, why would you think that?

    Sometimes /depends on where it is.

    Even the dog looks at me strangely

12. 10

    What’s your favorite time of day?

    Morning (Hello World!)

    Afternoon (Still lots to do today!)

    Evening (See you tomorrow sunshine!)

    Night (Sunshine? WTF is that?)

13. 11

    What’s your favorite weather pattern?

    Warm and sunny

    Cold and rainy

14. 12

    Of the four holidays listed, what is your favorite?

    Christmas

    New Years (eve or day)

    Halloween

    Thanksgiving

15. 13

    What do you think of the store, Hot Topic?

    I’ve never been in there / heard of it

    That place sucks! Only loser Emo kids shop there

    It’s kinda trendy but I’ve found a few things I like there

    Hot Topic is cool!!

16. 14

    If someone were to call you “Emo”, how would you react?

    No one would ever call me that because I don’t look /act anything like “Emo”

    I’m fine with it.

    Meh, they don’t know me, so who really cares?

    It pisses me off!

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    And finally... Do you consider yourself to be Goth?

    Among other dark and brooding things, yes

    No, I'm just taking this test because I'm bored

Finished!