"She wants to know how much japanese I know? WTF? Who studies japanese?"
Yeah, that about sums it up. No many americans(The people who are probobly taking this test) know japanese. That's why it's a test, not an ultamatum. Most otaku (See my other test) know an itty bitty bit of Nihongo, though. And that's who I'm testing. But, don't fret if you're not one of the otaku your mother told you to keep away from. this test is also geared so if your good ag guessing, singleing out answers or making intelegent guesses, you should be okay.
And if you actually are otaku, see how good you are after all those classes with Matsui sensei at the community college are doing you any good.