The How Fucked Up Are You Test

1. This test will try to determine exactly how fucked up you really are. Unfortunately your 'fuckedupness' is not scientifically quantifiable. To this end I will provide you with a score which you can take and cram up your arse alongside your wasted education, failed dreams and fantasies involving people you'll never get.
   
   You bastards had better appreciate the effort I went to on this. While searching for images to use I found a picture of a guy fucking a chicken. An actual, fucking chicken! You all owe me.
   
   Warning: This test really is fucked. If you're the type of person who gets upset at the thought of old people having sex then you probably shouldn't be here.

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