The How Compatible with Just_as_you Are you? Test

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2. Hey, Thanks for stopping by. It's nice to know that some of you wish to be compatible with me. For that, I will always love you. The outcome of this test will be determined by several secret factors. I will tell you now, I spent very little time on this test. I will also tell you that this test will determine, without a doubt, if we could be friends, lovers, or maybe even brothers. It's science.

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   You come across a child in the woods. He or She is crying. You ask where his/her parents are - the child responds in a very deep, baritone voice. Like Barry White.

   "Alright, hop on my back. We'll get you to safety, young one"

   "What the shit is this, I'm outta here"

   "Hey kid.. It's midnight. Why are you in the woods?"

   "You stay here. I'll find help" And then you go in search of a young priest, and an old priest.

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   You spot a dollar flutter to the ground as a busy looking woman stuffs her wallet into her purse. You know this woman to be a total bitch. She comes into your work place often and yells. A lot. No one is looking. What do you do?

   I pick it up. A dollar is a dollar. And this dollar is my dollar.

   Gross, germs. I hear people smoke crack on dollar bills.

   Pick it up, give it to her. A dollar is a dollar. And this is her dollar.

   No, really. Why did that kid sound like Barry White?

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   Do you lie? Really.

   Yes

   No

   No, but that's a lie.

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    Imagine you have all of the money in the world. Be realistic. Are you happy?

    Yes, of course I am. Money buys happiness.

    I might be happy, but it would be in no way related to my financial status.

    Money can help out - you've got spend some time without any to really appreciate having it. Yes, I'd be happy.

    No, money is the root of all that is evil.

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    You come to a crossroads in life. One direction represents your heart. The other represents your head. Along comes an eagle. It swoops down and takes something you hold dearly. You've got a slingshot. Do you take aim?

    Yes

    No

    This is bullshit. This is an existentialist question. No, I take the path that feels right at the time.

    This is awesome. This is an existentialist question. Yes, I take the path that feels right at the time.

13. Good job, padawan. You've answered a couple questions, and I promise - only a few more.

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