Hullaballoo! Welcome to the How Brainwashed Are You Test!
My screen name is Kentumsatem, I wrote this test and you can learn (almost) everything about me by visiting my profile.
The test you're about to take will be using extremely sophisticated low-level state-of-the-art subliminal methods and techniques that may make some questions appear irrelevant, insulting or even plain stupid, but believe me -- the'yre not. They're just incredibly revealing and powerful, because they are designed to pass under the test subject's conscious radar, while at the same time yielding bucketloads of tremendously important information.
It's precisely by employing these guerilla psychology probes that I was able to keep the test extremely sweet and short, just like the life of a brainwashed zombie. Will the results be just as sweet and to the point? I doubt it, but let's check it out without further ado. So, as Super Mario would say ...