The how bad would House screw you test

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2. Women, we know why you are here.  Not here at this test, here on OKC.  There is a reason why arrogant old cripples get more stalkers than anybody else.  I'm just doing you a favor by letting you know how its going to turn out.

    

   Men, heterosexuality has its exceptions and House is one of them.  On the flip side, House is a pitcher and that's just the way it is. 

    

   We all find him attractive, but how hot would he find you?  There are two scores to this test.  High scores in "SCREWED" mean that you are up there with Cuddy, Cameron and 13.  High scores with "FUCKED" mean you are up with Cuddy, Wilson, and all of house's patients.  It really all depends on how you define the word "screwed".

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