The Hipster Stereotype Test

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2. Holy crap! We all think we're cool. But don't you want to be pigeon-holed into one sterotype or another!!! I DO! So, here's your chance. Answer honestly and in the end you will feel like the VALS-II Personality-test niche market that you always thought you were. Finally -- you will belong somewhere.
3. I must warn you. Do not feel angry after taking this test. They are all meant to insult you. There is no good outcome of this test... it is meant to make you angry. You can enjoy it in a distant, "isn't this amusing" sort of way -- which is, by coincidence, a genuine hipster trait.

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