The High-Maintenance Woman Test

1. A high-maintenance woman is one who seeks and needs sexual approval and drama with her lovers and friends. It may be due to low self-esteem, or it may be due to her total narcissism. Sometimes woman like to pretend that they are low-maintenance, but really they desire sexual approval and attention, which makes them more high-maintenance that understands why they are behaving the way that they do. This test tracks four variables that combine for an overall maintenance level score.
2. 1

   Your typical wardore is...

   Conservative and simple

   Flamboyant and original

   Mostly work oriented, but I have a few sexy dresses

   Sexy, I like to show lots of flesh

3. 2

   Compared to the gals you hang out with, you...

   Get more sexual attention than most

   Get the same amount of sexual attention as most

   Get less sexual attention than most

   Don't care as much about sexual attention than they do

4. 3

   You catch your partner looking at another chick in that "interested" way. Do you...

   Do nothing, you really don't care if your partner looks at other women

   Make a comment about how hot she looks

   Say nothing, but feel very hurt by it

   Freak out on on your partner

5. 4

   You are at a bar and feeling a little tipsy. You haven't had very many "offers" when you notice your friend's ex standing at the bar. You know they always had a crush on you and that they would definitely give you some sexual attention. What do you do?

   Walk over just to say hi, I mean you were friends with them too after all

   Walk over and start flirting with them immediately

   Ignore him, period

   Start laughing really loudly with your friends hoping that he'll hear you and initiate something himself

6. 5

   In relation to what you are looking for right now, you think that most single women who dedicate their single lives looking for their once in a lifetime love are

   Pathetic, who needs a partner to complete themselves?

   Normal, that's what all women want

   Bound to be disappointed, once in a lifetime love does not exist

   Stupid, it's best to keep your options open

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