IT seems to me that the fundamental problem with dating quizzes is that if you need a generic, impersonal survey to tell you how your love life is going, then it's probably not going very well, is it? I mean, it's not like flipping on the tele for the local weather report...
Or... maybe Love is exactly like meteorology. A relationship can be at least as complicated as a Category-4 hurricane, right? And those come with disaster relief. So maybe these quizzes entice us specifically because Love has no easy answers and it makes us feel good to fill in a couple as though there were. Here's to a false sense of security... and to FEMA.