The hetero-male uber-selective Test

1. hi there! this test was created to weed out the mutated, girly, and/or potentially lethal hetero men in this world. it's also designed to highlight some of your finer attributes and viewpoints -- at least that's what i'm hoping. 60% of this test is comprised of yes/no questions, and 40% is a breakdown of attribute association. it's a lengthy pursuit, but perhaps we'll both end up being amused. so let's get started.

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