The Grilling up your Heart-Attack Test

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2. Don't you mess around with the off-beat griller. fortunately, there's a test to tell you and I if you'd fit in at the barbeque macabre of my existence.

   (no "glazed", "marinated" or "skewered" jokes, please. )

    

   best of luck, stranger.

Let's do this thing.