The Greatest thing you'll ever learn... Test

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2. You are fantastic. Welcome to my Greatest thing you'll ever learn... Test. I'll be using my own creative technique to determine your true nature. I'm not interested in your I.Q. so no need to get smart with me. Come on! Let's go!
3. 1

   Martin Heidegger

   Was a Nazi

   Was a socialist

   Loved Hannah and Elizabeth.

   Has had deep influence on philosophy and all of the above

4. 2

   Sartre and Beauvoir

   Were philosophers

   Were polyamorus lovers

   Whatever, I think they're probably cool.

   Sound like french names

5. 3

   Naked gardening

   Is a right.

   Is my natural state of being.

   is delightful but doesn't happen often

   is not very practical

6. 4

   The greatest thing you'll ever learn

   is to love and be loved in return.

   is debatable.

   is a unanswerable question without having lived my life in entirety

   other

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8. 5

   Children are a direct product of parental guidance or lack thereof

   How would I know?

   No, children are born with certain traits that cannot be changed

   I always thought children were a product of sex without condems

   The bad seed is a myth.

9. 6

   Søren Kierkegaard

   Is the anti-christ

   Is a good looking Danish dude, prone to depression

   loved Regine Olsen all of his life

   Is a highly significant and influential figure in contemporary thought.

10. 7

    A baby is breastfed for 9 months. This is

    too old for a baby to have a tit in its mouth

    Cool

    Not long enough

    none of my business

11. 8

    The Bible

    is the literal truth from the mouth of God

    a great theological tool

    has a lot of great stories

    is not in my repertoire

12. 9

    James T. Kirk's middle initial stands for

    Techie

    Tiberious

    Tibalt

    Twat

Finished!