The Godawful Personality Test

1. Do you find it creepy when psychics say that you have a disturbing aura? Do you lie awake at night wondering how Santa can be watching you at this very minute and where the pervert keeps his cameras? Are you tired of sitting on that moldy couch whilst Freud spends hours attempting to convince you that the fact that you ate a burritto for lunch proves that you want to seduce your mother after murdering your father armed with only a bottle of tabasco sauce? No? Good! This is going to be about ten times more pointless, but hopefully less time consuming and definitely less expensive than going to an actual psychologist.
2. Meantime, we shall express our darker purpose. -King Lear, the greatest raving lunatic of them all

Next